Wow, three months.....

Clearly I'm not very good at this whole blogging thing.

~Alan

Poetry...........

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

lol, saw this on a shirt

~Alan

5 Things You May Not Know About St. Paddy's Day

Today was St' Patrick's Day all over the world (also known to some as alcohol awareness day :P ) so in honour I thought I would share some interesting facts.

1) Originally the eponymous St. was associated with the colour blue, but in one the teachings he was known for he would use a three-leafed clover to demonstrate the idea of the holy trinity and eventually over the years the colour stuck.

2) According to folklore St. Patrick was also credited for getting rid of all of the snakes in Ireland. While this probably isn't true, to this day there aren't in fact any snakes in the country.

3) Many celebrations are held each year for St. Patrick's Day but one interesting thing is that every year the city of Chicago actually dyes their river green.

4) Speaking of celebrations, it is a fact that on March 17th sales of Guinness beer double.

5) Finally, strangely enough from 1919 to 1927 the NHL team the Toronto Maple Leafs were actually named the St. Patricks....... Weird right?

Anyways, I hope you all enjoy your celebrations safely

-Alan

Better Than Plumbing.....

So there's this HILLARIOUS blog from one of the CollegeHumour guys, and on it he posted five alternative career choices that Mario would probably be good at if he wasn't a plumber.

Enjoy.....

Sorry for the crappy quality... I struggle with these things.....

To see more of this guys funny (and somewhat sketchy) stuff check out his site http://loldwell.com/

-Alan

I'm Going to Join the HMC

LOL I came across this video and it's soooo funny but I didn't want to post it on Facebook because there's some swearing in it....

watch...

-Alan

What This Is

So basically the reason that I made this is because a lot of the time I find interesting things across the interwebs and I don't always want to post them on Facebook for a bunch of reasons. Also I do plan on making some blogs as well because I have a lot of thoughts and it helps to write them out. So without further ado.....